this is not a lovesong, it's a sonnet and damn it feels good to have people down on it
just a couple things
1. in light of the whole britney thing, peeps keep talking about the so-called sex video and such. well, i read an article in the 'paper' the other day stating that it could be britney's entourage behind the whole thing since it was so good for paris hilton's career, or- excuse me... 'career'. it just kills me how they call paris hilton's existence a career. i remember when that sex tape hit the net and everyone was all "ooooooooh, paris hilton doing it!!! ooooh, oh my god!". i recall thinking to myself, who the fuck is paris hilton and why does anyone give a shit?!
now here we are four or so years later and she's got a 'career' and everyone is all like "oh shizz, paris is so HAWT, did everyone see the latest picture of her breast/snatch/bad outfit!!!! ooooooh, oh my god!". and i'm thinking to myself, who the fuck is paris hilton and why does anyone give a shit?!
2. to all those people who feel a burning burning urge to fling various food-type litter out of their car windows (i.e.. chocolate bar wrappers, half eaten pizza crusts, big gulp containers, etc), stop that shit before i hunt you and your litter-loving progeny down and cut y'all stem to stern. seriously. two days ago i had to pull a rancid chicken wing bone out of my dog's throat lest it should splinter and lodge in his digestive tract leading to emergency surgery. there are garbage bins all over the city and thus no excuses for this kind of behaviour.
3. for the love of god, will someone please save brandon flowers from himself? i love the new killers album, tis currently rocking my world in a big, bad way. and yet, every time he opens his mouth it's all i can to just to resist the urge to slap a muzzle on his spoiled brat ass. (i say ass because that's what he apparently talks out of). recently, brandon has claimed that radiohead frontman thom yorke is washed up and furthermore, that he puts sam's town up against ok computer along with any one of u2's albums. in another interview, he said not only is it the best record he's ever made, but the best record ever made period. excuse moi, but it looks to me as though this is one mormon cowboy who's grown a bit too burly for his leather chaps.
and finally...
an open letter of apology to the poor cab driver from wednesday night:
i'm really sorry that i vomitted in your cab. first it was just in my mouth and i tried to hold it in, but then i thought there might be more, so i let it out. mostly it just went all down the front of my wool coat, but there may have been a small issue of leakage onto the seat/floor. i didn't even drink that much but i suppose that my current emotional state exacerbated the effects of the alcohol. also, i am aware that this is the second time this has happened in less than three months and so i thank you for your kindness as well as for pretending not to notice the smell.
signed,
adria
1. in light of the whole britney thing, peeps keep talking about the so-called sex video and such. well, i read an article in the 'paper' the other day stating that it could be britney's entourage behind the whole thing since it was so good for paris hilton's career, or- excuse me... 'career'. it just kills me how they call paris hilton's existence a career. i remember when that sex tape hit the net and everyone was all "ooooooooh, paris hilton doing it!!! ooooh, oh my god!". i recall thinking to myself, who the fuck is paris hilton and why does anyone give a shit?!
now here we are four or so years later and she's got a 'career' and everyone is all like "oh shizz, paris is so HAWT, did everyone see the latest picture of her breast/snatch/bad outfit!!!! ooooooh, oh my god!". and i'm thinking to myself, who the fuck is paris hilton and why does anyone give a shit?!
2. to all those people who feel a burning burning urge to fling various food-type litter out of their car windows (i.e.. chocolate bar wrappers, half eaten pizza crusts, big gulp containers, etc), stop that shit before i hunt you and your litter-loving progeny down and cut y'all stem to stern. seriously. two days ago i had to pull a rancid chicken wing bone out of my dog's throat lest it should splinter and lodge in his digestive tract leading to emergency surgery. there are garbage bins all over the city and thus no excuses for this kind of behaviour.
3. for the love of god, will someone please save brandon flowers from himself? i love the new killers album, tis currently rocking my world in a big, bad way. and yet, every time he opens his mouth it's all i can to just to resist the urge to slap a muzzle on his spoiled brat ass. (i say ass because that's what he apparently talks out of). recently, brandon has claimed that radiohead frontman thom yorke is washed up and furthermore, that he puts sam's town up against ok computer along with any one of u2's albums. in another interview, he said not only is it the best record he's ever made, but the best record ever made period. excuse moi, but it looks to me as though this is one mormon cowboy who's grown a bit too burly for his leather chaps.
and finally...
an open letter of apology to the poor cab driver from wednesday night:
i'm really sorry that i vomitted in your cab. first it was just in my mouth and i tried to hold it in, but then i thought there might be more, so i let it out. mostly it just went all down the front of my wool coat, but there may have been a small issue of leakage onto the seat/floor. i didn't even drink that much but i suppose that my current emotional state exacerbated the effects of the alcohol. also, i am aware that this is the second time this has happened in less than three months and so i thank you for your kindness as well as for pretending not to notice the smell.
signed,
adria
posted by diadima at 10:05 PM
8 Comments:
The K-Os are awesome.
I'm sorry you threw up in a cab and a criminal tried to murder your puppy.
And that people iconify useless lumps of rich children.
whatever i was going to write fell clean out of my head when i read anthony's comment.
my bra is off to you, sir.
i don't know why blogger decided to call me that. i blame it on beta.
don't get excited and think there is some hot new babe here with her boobs out, it's just me.
Paris Hilton is a skank that does nothing of ant worth and inherited a dumpster load of money - therefore we're all supposed to look up to her or something. As I said, skank.
Brandon does have a point. Thom Yorke is starting to disappear up his own arse. As far as U2 go they haven't made a decent album since Joshua Tree.
any, not ant.
Amen to numbers 1 and 2. No comment on number 3. And as for the vomit incident, take care of you. :-)
I think Thom Yorke is just putting people off because he's being experimental (even moreso than with Hail to the Thief), definitely not washed up. Sam's Town is good, but not that good.
Its too bad you can't follow those people and leave dog feces all over their windshield.
whatevs. there's nothing wrong with littering pizza crusts. if your dog chokes on a pizza crust, he was fairly likely to choke on his own tongue at some point.
i reserve my right to litter any item that a reasonably intelligent dog won't choke on.
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