Chronic Absenteeism due to Horrific Packing Incident

Ok, so I haven't posted in a few days. I've been delinquent. What can I say? "Delinquency's my bag, baby". I have valid reasons though- I've been packing up shit like a madwoman. What I've come to discover is that I have way more crap than anyone, even me, could possibly comprehend. The thing is, I've moved three times in the last year- and each time, I go through all my stuff and throw half of it out. Therefore, it's a mathematical impossibility that I apparently have one MILLION times more stuff now than I did the last time I moved. A mathematical impossibility, I say!!

Packing is bullshit.


Mark: "Can't we just burn it all and start again?"