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Pie!
I decided to haul ass over to the store because without whipped cream, it was like a venus de milo sans arms...oops waitaminute!
posted by diadima at 11:39 PM
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Pie!
I decided to haul ass over to the store because without whipped cream, it was like a venus de milo sans arms...oops waitaminute!
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But seeing Pie, I cried out, and fell down before her, and with a loud voice said, What have I to do with thee, Adria Daughter of the Most High God? I beseech thee torment me not.
Luke 8:28 (paraphrased)
You rock, Diadima. I salute you with all that is Ubermilf.
*rolls for intitiative on first piece of pie*..........
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"20"
Direct HIT!!!! I likes pie mmHmm.
Seriously, that granola bar for breakfast has worn thin and your most excellent pie picture has stirred cravings for sweets. To the cookie shop!
nick: when i figure out how to fedex pie, it'll be there post haste
underhill: i call it pieroctic
ubermilf:and i salute you in return
cheyenne: the novelty of granola bars wore of quickly for me too...especially when i have the option of pie for breakfast (which i did this morning). healthy eating? nuts to that.
It's against our policy to ship perishables, so the first thing you want to do is make sure it is packaged securely and in such a manner that they won't know what it is without opening it.
Also, I suggest that, when you declare what it is on the customs form, you say "Marketing Materials"
Best of luck.
It sounds like a trick.
no dice adam.
seriously though, what is this pie? why have i never heard of it? how did you become such a domestic goddess? is it possible to learn your ways?
in a preemptive strike, i have diverted all pie-bearing vehicles out of kansas with the following exceptions:
steak and kidney
mincemeat
also, i have made use of your fedex packing instructions to ship out multitudes of chocolate mayo cake.
of course you won't get them until all of the mayo has turned.
blam blam bitch
Curses!
She has struck a mighty blow. Diverting the pie-bearing vehicles was a master stroke.
But how could you have known my one weakness?
mind tinkerrrrr
woooOOOOOOOoooooo
Why?
Because Mentok wills it so.
Proceed.
oh nicky, with our shared love for birdman how can we allow this war to continue?
lets have whiskey and waffles and make up
I agree to your terms. Bring on the Whiskey!
Another war quelled by a level head.
I still like to thumb wrestle you, but in a "for-fun" capacity.
I like the horny Hippo guy in the safari outfit.
a thumb war for fun?
novel!
Red Sox?
since i first discovered your blog, it has certainly evolved to an amazing blog -- though i must stop blogging now (i'll email you when i can), i will try to keep up with your blog from time to time.
i wish you the best for the rest of the summer!
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