but hypocrite is such a STRONG word....
so yesterday was sickeningly hot.
i tried to make dinner, i really did.
when mark came home at 6 he found me sitting on the floor in front of the fan in my apron.
we decided to do take-out.
i was about to make the call when i heard a knockity-knock at the door.
i looked through the peek-hole.
it was my mom.
with this
shocking, i know, especially considering this
but i'm cool as a cucumber
i tried to make dinner, i really did.
when mark came home at 6 he found me sitting on the floor in front of the fan in my apron.
we decided to do take-out.
i was about to make the call when i heard a knockity-knock at the door.
i looked through the peek-hole.
it was my mom.
with this
shocking, i know, especially considering this
but i'm cool as a cucumber
posted by diadima at 12:42 PM
14 Comments:
i cant beleive you caved!!it was 98 degrees with a heat index of like 5 bajillion and i just got naked and dealt with it!
but i didn't cave!
it was a surprise gift!
Can you guess how I am going to react to this post?
My thoughts on Home Depot and A/C are well documented.
While I am gleeful that you have a new A/C, I am troubled that it was purchased at Home Depot. If I were in your situation, I would be between Scylla and Charybdis.
Do I let my concupiscence to have a continual body temperature of 68 degrees override the acrimony I cradle for Home Depot? Or do I meet my mother with a boot to the face for alighting my ingress with the evil wares of the God Damn Home Depot.
An impasse, indeed.
well don't worry about it brotha.
she bought it at zellers, but there's no image available at that store.
Oh Thank God! I got all riled up for nothing.
pfew.
Still, it was a very well worded comment.
very well worded.
but seriously, do you think i would accept a gift that had been tainted by home depot?
(probably)
I love the depot! Its so orange and Illuminustrious! Yes i recieved my degree in sloganeering this summer thank you very much. Actually Ive never really shopped at a Home Depot.
And don't ever let me catch you there, Fire! I'll fucking take my beads back!
lucky girl!
Mama te ama!
enjoy it adria, believe me I would, Tdot and 'sauga are roasting these days.
Fucking traitor.
I give technical support for some stuff sold at Home Depot. **blushes and realizes he's going to hell**
My children were conceived at Home Depot.
That's not surprising considering all of the screwing that goes on at Home Depot.
was that you ubie? i remember seeing people screwing in the lamp section when i was there buying my sexswing..i mean my daughters swing set
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