i am so smart, s-m-r-t
i can't believe miss vickie's chips have 15g of fat in them, how unfair. i loooove the honey and roasted garlic ones and it's just so saddening to know that instead of eating a bag of them i might as well go buy an industrial size pail of lard and eat it with an ice cream scoop.
ah well. i can't let it ruin this fantastic mood i'm in because after staring at nick's photoshop movie math for forever, i finally figured out the answer. i don't even care if i was the first to send it in. the fact is that i finally figured one of those fucking things and the victory lap around my apartment singing 'i am the bessssssst' is sufficiently satisfying. having said that, if i did win, i love presents and am fully willing to dish out my mailing address to a relative stranger in order to receive said presents.
in celebration of this personal victory, i give you monica, her holy hotness...
yowzaaa
ah well. i can't let it ruin this fantastic mood i'm in because after staring at nick's photoshop movie math for forever, i finally figured out the answer. i don't even care if i was the first to send it in. the fact is that i finally figured one of those fucking things and the victory lap around my apartment singing 'i am the bessssssst' is sufficiently satisfying. having said that, if i did win, i love presents and am fully willing to dish out my mailing address to a relative stranger in order to receive said presents.
in celebration of this personal victory, i give you monica, her holy hotness...
yowzaaa
posted by diadima at 11:56 PM
13 Comments:
i know who you're talking about now!! i just saw a trailer for the brothers grimm today (when i went to see the 40 year old virgin) - that was the first i'd heard of any of it besides your blog of course.
i almost didn't notice her because i was thinking of how HOT matt damon and heath ledger are, but if you're not into that sort of thing dia... well... i dunno.
relative stranger? I like to think we are closer than that. Approximate stranger, maybe.
... too early for thoughts and math and photoshop, or any combination of the above, but I second the Miss Piggy's bitch... rest assured they're a much wiser expenditure of those 15 grams than the said alternative. A LOT fucking tastier, too.
*bowing to her Monicaness*
is it wrong that i was to gently run my fingertips over her bottom? then a gentle little smack? maybe some sweet kisses up and down the small of her back while caressing her breasts ever so gently?
it IS wrong.
i knew i liked you.
tony: most definitely.
loz: i enjoy heath. i enjoy men in general. but no one compares to the belooch. and that's just the way it is.
nicky: oh i was just being facetious since in real life, we are in fact secret lovers.
nikki: tastier than lard? you heathen.
lilred: well look at it this way, if it is wrong, and we're both wrong, and two negatives make a positive, then science deems that it's actually right. so let's go with that.
and just about all chips have around 15-16g of fat in them. i worked a packet of Burger Rings out to be 6 weight watchers points, and that's about the same as most chips. so that's about 1/3 of your days intake of point - so one pack for breakfast, one pack for lunch and one pack for dinner and you'll be fine.
" if loving you is wrong...i dont wanna be right..."
My God suddenly I love science, and I completely agree that you absolutely should love each other. And look, I'm not above saying that I'd like to be there when you do. There. Now, lemme know when to come over... :)
Can I give you a lift Owl?
We should probably arrange a bus...
i love her already. "only in my dreams, its as real as it may seem...it was only in my dreams...."
(lil shout out to mis debbie gibson)
whos gonna pay for the gas for this bus trip?
Would it be rude of me to ask you to post more photos of monica?
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