how do you like them apples?
today is a nothing day.
woke up, had breakfast, read the sunday paper, trolled through the blogroll, did some laundry.
i'm half watching good will hunting on a & e right now. i love this movie. will hunting's character is a year younger than me in the movie. not that that's significant, but it seems like it might be.
the temperature is getting cooler. fall's on the way. this is the last weekend of summer as labour day is traditionally accepted as the final nail in the coffin. my labour day plans are always the same. it's usually a few days before or around my birthday so it's tiaras and buttercream icing for me. mark has been sneaking around on the phone quite a bit lately like he's got some big plan in the works.
(i hope it's lipo)
woke up, had breakfast, read the sunday paper, trolled through the blogroll, did some laundry.
i'm half watching good will hunting on a & e right now. i love this movie. will hunting's character is a year younger than me in the movie. not that that's significant, but it seems like it might be.
the temperature is getting cooler. fall's on the way. this is the last weekend of summer as labour day is traditionally accepted as the final nail in the coffin. my labour day plans are always the same. it's usually a few days before or around my birthday so it's tiaras and buttercream icing for me. mark has been sneaking around on the phone quite a bit lately like he's got some big plan in the works.
(i hope it's lipo)
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Can you keep a secret? Mark has invited us all (Ubie, Anthony, Red, LMK and Loz) up to Hamilton and we are going to have a surprise Birthday Party for you. I've got my present for you all picked out. It involves massage oil. *wink*
and i get the ride the bull and wave my dinner napkin around right?
yowzaa
nick, you werent supposed to tell her...im gonna have to kick your ass now!
lipo? please, you are gorgeous.
the pic of your birthday cake (last years?) is pretty. what a pretty, pretty cake. i like cake.
I was itchin for some lipo too, then I bought a pair of gap curvy jeans.. crisis averted... get em' for your birthday and your Italian booty will feel much better.
Speakin from Italian booty experience that is.
I was wondering how those worked, Miss Knit.
I shall get some too.
I ain't got no WASP-y flat butt, either.
Uber got back.
uber, it was amazing. I HATE trying on jeans. For those of us with a booty, you know that to find a pair of jeans that fits them you always have that awful gapping section in the back so that the crack of your butt hangs out, and they are always huge in the waist.
No more... perfect, and stretchy!
We don't have Gap. sigh.
I love Good Will Hunting. I love it when Ben Affleck puts Casey's sandwich on lay-away.
I can't believe Nick told you about your birthday surprise. Fine.. you might as well know. Nick was going to lay a slip n slide mat out in the yard and cover it in massage oil. We were then going to take turns pushing you. There were going to be prizes for whoever could push you the farthest, but the whole thing is pointless now. Ambush was the key.
The rant on the going to war and the oil spill and shrapnel in the ass etc is one of my favourite scenes in any movie.
my favorite part of that movie is when robin williams freaks out on matt damon because he made a crack about his wife.
oh, i wish someone wouls love me like that....
btw, i just bought a new pair of jeans at maurices (cause since october i have lost 30 pounds..woohoo!) and they fit my booty so sweetly. they have those stretchy jeans too, that dont ride down on your asscrack every five minutes.
What if it was lipo for like their dog or something? That would be pretty funny too.
dogs don't get lipo silly!
they go on doggie diets and lose all the weight frighteningly fast... fuckin dogs...
now fish lipo, thats funny
I stand corrected. Fish lipo is much funnier, I agree.
i think im gonna get lipo on my big fat vagina.
"I want to know what exercises I can get for my pubic mound. My mound is so big you could deliver a sermon off it"
- Margaret Cho
"...and then, the comments section took an unexpected turn."
sorry dia, lil'red and I have dirtied up your comments, what can I say, she brings that out in me...
Are large pubic mounds a problem? I've never heard that.
Interesting.
er...what's a pubic mound?
i hear when i man losses weight his pubic mound goes down, making him look like he has bigger genetalia. ive just heard that, sorry i cant confirm it.
lmk, you freakin like it and you know it!
pubic mound: fatty tissue around the labia normally covered with hair(only if you live in the 70's bitch!)
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