"i'd be more apathetic, if i weren't so lethargic"

i read that quote as part of a caption of a snotty cartoon that was meant to be pretentious and therefore not funny, but i still thought it was kind of funny.

anyway, the point is that it's true for me lately (and aren't things funnier when they're true?)

i am the mistress of inaction. for example, right now i am hungry. i have not yet eaten since i woke up five or so hours ago and that's because it requires going into the kitchen and cooking something which is entirely unappealing to me at this particular juncture. and thinking logically doesn't help either. i know that the longer i put off getting something to eat the more i increase my chances of feeling sick after i eat because my body is in crazed starvation mode and can't handle the assault of binge eating.

in other news, i have a solid plan to listen to this alexisonfire cd until it gets so hot from spinning in my player all day that it melts into marketable piece of mod art that i will sell for 11.6 million dollars. hey, if this idiot can get away with it, then i can too.