it's a good life if you don't weaken
"i'm getting worse as i get older"
i keep writing that down. in various places. notebooks, coasters, cereal boxes, and the like. also i've been having the strangest and most vivid dreams. the first time, i thought it was just because paul's nicotine patch came off in the middle of the night and i woke up from this ridiculous dream involving a european bus tour and nerf darts to find it stuck behind my left shoulder. however, that was weeks ago and i still feel like i'm not getting any real rest at night due to strange dream instances. it's a bit unsettling, actually.
speaking of unsettling, i had a really irritating visit to blockbuster today. all i wanted was to go in, get a dvd, and get out. apparently, cotton eyelet makes me look a lot friendlier than i actually am, because i ended up having some 15 year old store clerk follow me ALL AROUND THE STORE THE ENTIRE TIME. i was trying to be nice about the brush-off, but this kid just wasn't getting it, "have you seen history of violence? oh, what about match-point? i've heard good things about BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH".
perhaps hairless nether regions are fine for some- but JEEZuz... i just can't be that girl.
as paul would say...
holy monkey cock
i keep writing that down. in various places. notebooks, coasters, cereal boxes, and the like. also i've been having the strangest and most vivid dreams. the first time, i thought it was just because paul's nicotine patch came off in the middle of the night and i woke up from this ridiculous dream involving a european bus tour and nerf darts to find it stuck behind my left shoulder. however, that was weeks ago and i still feel like i'm not getting any real rest at night due to strange dream instances. it's a bit unsettling, actually.
speaking of unsettling, i had a really irritating visit to blockbuster today. all i wanted was to go in, get a dvd, and get out. apparently, cotton eyelet makes me look a lot friendlier than i actually am, because i ended up having some 15 year old store clerk follow me ALL AROUND THE STORE THE ENTIRE TIME. i was trying to be nice about the brush-off, but this kid just wasn't getting it, "have you seen history of violence? oh, what about match-point? i've heard good things about BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH".
perhaps hairless nether regions are fine for some- but JEEZuz... i just can't be that girl.
as paul would say...
holy monkey cock
posted by diadima at 12:05 AM
5 Comments:
You must not be getting worse as you get older after all. And he'll have access to your phone number too!
I had a spell of those vivid dreams recently too, and no chance of nicotine patches....never really narrowed it down beyond too much liquor personally. Been drinkin?
there have been strange things happening in dreamland lately. try some sleep tea, i swear by it.
You should've played along with the poor kid. You should've asked him whether they had "Mrs. Robinson" in stock...
same here with the dreams :o
I havent been getting much sleep but when i do crash I fall out hard. The other day I was dreaming I was in an 80's teen movie and me and my friend were the jocks that got all the babes. I could go on and on but i wont bore you with the details.
details, details PLEEEZ!
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